wandsandblueboxes sent: Mr. Malfoy, I am inquiring as to why you place such little value in Gryffindors. Hufflepuffs, I can understand and you obviously hold some respect for Ravenclaws but why not Gryffindors? I would like a real though out answer and not a load of Slytherin pride blubberings, thank you very much.

Because Gryffindors are big-ego’d, small-brained, conceited, numbskulled bullies who think they’re worth more than everybody around them!

And Slytherins don’t blubber.

They Slytherin.

Being, I suspect, a fiery light of stupidity for all mankind, you probably didn’t notice anything less than the flashiest of heroics going on in the noblest house.  So I guess you really can’t help your truly astounding ignorance.  

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

11 months ago / 6 notes
potpottypothead sent: This has some sort of connection with my last message. Do you honestly think that Gryffindors and Slytherins different personalities was the reason for you to not be able to date any Gryffindor? Even if it means, like I said before, she was a pure-blood witch with a noble heritage and was a part veela? Don't you think difference is what makes a relationship stronger?

Of course not.  A marriage is an agreement like any other.  Only idiots do it out of emotion, when it will clearly last longer if based in a logical understanding of what will work.  A Slytherin and a Gryffindor could spark romantically, I suppose, considering how totally trite and ridiculous romance is, but it would be one of those shout-e, short-lived, fiery angry “romances.”

A successful marriage is one you actually get something out of.

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

11 months ago / 2 notes
paramoreliife sent: If you had to choose, would you be in Hufflepuff or Gryffindor?

If I had to choose, out of loyalty to my true house, I would choose anything other than Gryffindor.

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

11 months ago / 4 notes
vermilion-kiss-deactivated20120 sent: with the whole, your family will never have a member sorted into gryffindor... Sirius Black is your mothers cousin. HA. HAHAHA. YOU'RE WRONG.

Of course there are traitorous disgraces.  Who, I might add, are no longer counted as my family.  So: INSERT LAUGHTER THAT IS MUCH MORE REFINED THAN YOURS.  YOU ARE INCORRECT.

But the idea is that I would raise any spawn of mine well enough they wouldn’t end up in Gryffindor. 

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

12 months ago / 5 notes
meaganachska sent: So Draco, in regards to that last question about Huffelpuffs, does the same thing go for Gryffindors, we cant help that one of our main quality's in bravery.

No, you really can’t.  Unfortunately, the rest of us can’t help that your main quality is your interpretation of ‘bravery’ either.

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

12 months ago / 4 notes
Anonymous sent: How, in your own words, would you describe the values and principles of Slytherin house? More than just blood purity, of course.

Slytherins are cunning and brutally honest, unless circumstances insist they aren’t.  They have all the intelligence of Ravenclaws, coupled with the actual desire to do something with it.  They have the community of Hufflepuffs, with an actual purpose behind that community.  And the honor of Gryffindors, sans all that useless, untrue Gryffindor drivel they associate with the word ‘honor.’

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

1 year ago / 17 notes
briana1030 sent: What would you do if a member of your family was sorted into Gryffindor?

That wouldn’t happen.

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

1 year ago / 6 notes
potpottypothead sent: So basically you don't want to date any Gryffindor? Even if it means a Pure-blood witch who is from a noble heritage and was also a half-veela?

It would never actually work.  The personalities of Slytherins and the personalities of Gryffindors are too vastly different to be compatible.

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

1 year ago / 4 notes
f-ray-deactivated20120828 sent: gosh malfoy you truly are the sexiest 3rd year there is.... (and that's coming from a Gryffindor) Have you considered a relationship with Potter? I just think you have fabulous chemistry and would be so cute together :)

That’s true… (you’re breaking the code, though I understand how that’s probably not in your control) No.  No No.  No.  No no no no.  No.  No. No no no no no non nada.  No.  No no.  No no no no.  No. :)

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

1 year ago / 2 notes
emeraldheartbeat sent: So, Draco... This has probably never crossed your mind but... would you ever consider dating a Gryffindor? I can't help noticing that there's a good side to you. You're not completely a jerk. And I think I kind of like you.

No.  While I do, in amazement, appreciate the fact that a Gryffindor was able to rub two braincells together for long enough to realize the wondorous well of romantic potential that is me, the Malfoy family is strictly made up of Slytherins and the occasional Ravenclaw or foreigner.

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

1 year ago / 9 notes