Anonymous sent: What do you think of muggle actress Megan Fox?

… I don’t even understand how muggles aren’t all dead through sheer force of stupidity.

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

10 months ago / 3 notes
jadore-narry sent: What do you think of Niall Horan?

I don’t know, Slytherin?  There’s green in the background, and everything.  He has the same type of look as that Bieber fellow. 

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

10 months ago / 3 notes
Anonymous sent: Listen to "baby" by Justin Bieber and tell us what you think of him and the song.

I’d have heard of him if he was even slightly well known.  He must be an up-and-coming artist.  It was alright.  

Who was this witch or wizard he thought would always be his, though?  I’m not entirely sure what he did to them.  The song was very vague on that part.  Hopefully they were punished a little bit, though.  I’d hate if he just whined about it without taking some kind of surreptitious action.  

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

10 months ago / 2 notes
Anonymous sent: Did you know that people ship Ron and Hagrid?

Well.  The sheer stupidity of their children would certainly break world records, so I suppose it’s a goal to have.

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

10 months ago / 9 notes
Anonymous sent: Why are you so mean?

No matter what your parents may have told you, no one actually gets anywhere by being nice.

And I do plan on getting somewhere.

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

10 months ago / 13 notes
wandsandblueboxes sent: Mr. Malfoy, I am inquiring as to why you place such little value in Gryffindors. Hufflepuffs, I can understand and you obviously hold some respect for Ravenclaws but why not Gryffindors? I would like a real though out answer and not a load of Slytherin pride blubberings, thank you very much.

Because Gryffindors are big-ego’d, small-brained, conceited, numbskulled bullies who think they’re worth more than everybody around them!

And Slytherins don’t blubber.

They Slytherin.

Being, I suspect, a fiery light of stupidity for all mankind, you probably didn’t notice anything less than the flashiest of heroics going on in the noblest house.  So I guess you really can’t help your truly astounding ignorance.  

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

11 months ago / 6 notes
dracofangirls sent: Of course, I just meant it as you being the victim in the situation of their "shipping" Also, Drapple is quite hilarious though mostly because it doesn't make much since. Apples can't talk. Harry and Hermione /can/, but they are horrid so there isn't much point in that either. I understand your point of view, and I find people that push you into the stuff that could NEVER happen irritating. And your very welcome. -Gabs

Yes.  I’ve been thinking of continuing my Drapple fanfiction, but it seems to have completed itself.  It was fun, though.

Yes.  Exactly.  Of course neither of those could ever happen.  Obviously.

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

11 months ago / 2 notes
Anonymous sent: What do you think of Florence Welch? And her music? (

She dresses like my Mother.

I listened to Hardest of Hearts.  I guess it was a fine song.  Had a good message, and all.

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

11 months ago / 1 note
Anonymous sent: You do know Tom and Emma are both muggle as well as Jade? Come on,Draco,I thought you were smart.

Tom Felton is a MUGGLE?!

I… I don’t believe you!

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

11 months ago / 13 notes
tales-of-zelos sent: You are the most precious little baby. abubububububububu. I just want to hold you and ruffle your hair. You try to be a bully but when Hermione pointed that wand at your neck third year you looked like you were going to cry. I just adore you.

You adore me?  Oh, well, I understand wh…

I wasn’t going to cry!

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

11 months ago / 5 notes