Anonymous sent: In a magical world where there were absolutely no astroids anywhere near the planet at all, there lived sparkling unicorns who pooped rainbow sherbet ice cream. Everyone else ate rainbows and pooped out butterflies. At lunch everyone ate unicorn sandwiches and pooped (not an astroid) Finish the Story.
Draco created a tesseract with the sheer awesome power of his own magic, flew through to the other side where this hideously obnoxious planet was, gifted it with all the asteroids it took to make it into a nice, charred, puffed-up snack, and stuffed it into a gram cracker sandwich with honeydukes chocolate to eat for dessert.
The end.
~ Draco Lucius Malfoy
