May 2013
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March 2013
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OOC:
Hey guys so like
does anyone know any good books on social manipulation?
Also, I might start RPing again because instead of having three jobs and four classes
I now have one job and four classes
and I miss that shit
but YEAH anyone know some good books on social manipulation?
Love,
Draco’s Mun
June 2012
193 posts
What do you think of muggle actress Megan Fox?
… I don’t even understand how muggles aren’t all dead through sheer force of stupidity.
~ Draco Lucius Malfoy
What do you think of Niall Horan?
I don’t know, Slytherin? There’s green in the background, and everything. He has the same type of look as that Bieber fellow.
~ Draco Lucius Malfoy
Listen to "baby" by Justin Bieber and tell us what you think of him and the song.
I’d have heard of him if he was even slightly well known. He must be an up-and-coming artist. It was alright.
Who was this witch or wizard he thought would always be his, though? I’m not entirely sure what he did to them. The song was very vague on that part. Hopefully they were punished a little bit, though. I’d hate if he just whined about it without taking some kind of surreptitious action.
~ Draco Lucius Malfoy
Did you know that people ship Ron and Hagrid?
Well. The sheer stupidity of their children would certainly break world records, so I suppose it’s a goal to have.
~ Draco Lucius Malfoy
Why are you so mean?
No matter what your parents may have told you, no one actually gets anywhere by being nice.
And I do plan on getting somewhere.
~ Draco Lucius Malfoy
Mr. Malfoy, I am inquiring as to why you place such little value in Gryffindors. Hufflepuffs, I can understand and you obviously hold some respect for Ravenclaws but why not Gryffindors? I would like a real though out answer and not a load of Slytherin pride blubberings, thank you very much.
Because Gryffindors are big-ego’d, small-brained, conceited, numbskulled bullies who think they’re worth more than everybody around them!
And Slytherins don’t blubber.
They Slytherin.
Being, I suspect, a fiery light of stupidity for all mankind, you probably didn’t notice anything less than the flashiest of heroics going on in the noblest house. So I guess you really can’t help your truly astounding ignorance.
~ Draco Lucius Malfoy
Of course, I just meant it as you being the victim in the situation of their "shipping" Also, Drapple is quite hilarious though mostly because it doesn't make much since. Apples can't talk. Harry and Hermione /can/, but they are horrid so there isn't much point in that either. I understand your point of view, and I find people that push you into the stuff that could NEVER happen irritating. And your very welcome. -Gabs
Yes. I’ve been thinking of continuing my Drapple fanfiction, but it seems to have completed itself. It was fun, though.
Yes. Exactly. Of course neither of those could ever happen. Obviously.
~ Draco Lucius Malfoy
What do you think of Florence Welch? And her music? (
She dresses like my Mother.
I listened to Hardest of Hearts. I guess it was a fine song. Had a good message, and all.
~ Draco Lucius Malfoy
You do know Tom and Emma are both muggle as well as Jade? Come on,Draco,I thought you were smart.
Tom Felton is a MUGGLE?!
I… I don’t believe you!
~ Draco Lucius Malfoy
You are the most precious little baby. abubububububububu. I just want to hold you and ruffle your hair. You try to be a bully but when Hermione pointed that wand at your neck third year you looked like you were going to cry. I just adore you.
You adore me? Oh, well, I understand wh…
I wasn’t going to cry!
~ Draco Lucius Malfoy
Hello again, Draco. Do you ever plan on trying to win Apple back? Do you want her more than anything or do you believe that she is better off with Grape?
Apple and I always wanted different things. Ours was a love that was never meant to be more than a brief flash of strongest affections. Within me, the sweet, bright crunch of apple will always linger. Apple’s skin against my teeth, smooth and easily giving, is pressed into my memory like a thumbprint.
I’ll always love apple. But from afar. A bright future lies with grape. From what I understand, Apple has already found what it always wanted, and could never have with me.
A family.
~ And thus concludes the fanfiction by Draco Lucius Malfoy
~ Unless he writes a sequel, but really, this wraps it up rather nicely.
Hi, Draco. Finding a Wizard with youir caliber is as you is tougher than finding a unicorn.
Well, if you could find wizards of my caliber just anywhere, the world would clearly be a better place, and not quite the travesty-ified wasteland it currently is.
Though admittedly, I’d be more bored and feel less special.
Which would also be a travesty.
~ Draco Lucius Malfoy
Today is a holiday, We call it Dracos Day and we celebrate it by reciting repeatedly everything good about you and mocking idiots who dis-agree.
Excellent start. Work on making that national.
~ Draco Lucius Malfoy
In a magical world where there were absolutely no astroids anywhere near the planet at all, there lived sparkling unicorns who pooped rainbow sherbet ice cream. Everyone else ate rainbows and pooped out butterflies. At lunch everyone ate unicorn sandwiches and pooped (not an astroid) Finish the Story.
Draco created a tesseract with the sheer awesome power of his own magic, flew through to the other side where this hideously obnoxious planet was, gifted it with all the asteroids it took to make it into a nice, charred, puffed-up snack, and stuffed it into a gram cracker sandwich with honeydukes chocolate to eat for dessert.
The end.
~ Draco Lucius Malfoy
Lily Loveless is either Slytherin or Ravenclaw :(
Lily Loveless looks like she has had twelve Puffs condensed down and concentrated into every inch of her existence.
~ Draco Lucius Malfoy
Google search Katniss Everdeen, what house do you think that she would be in?
You know, I’ve actually heard about her.
Is that what she looks like? Strange. I imagined her a bit darker. Anyway, I think she’d probably be with me in Slytherin. If she weren’t American or whatever it is she is.
~ Draco Lucius Malfoy
Draco, I sort of have an idea on the Muggleborn issue. You know how the Ministry keeps track of Muggleborns being born? How about, er, obliviating their parents of ever having the child and raising them in the wizard world so they're not tainted by barbaric Muggle views? Muggles as a whole are freakish. It's not the child's fault they were raised in a horrible world when they were intended for another entirely. How do you think my idea would go over?
That would be a good idea if they were changelings, like the idiot muggles thought their thieving children were at first, but you have to understand - muggles and wizarding folks simply aren’t the same species. What you’re suggesting would be like obliviating a dog, and taking its mutt pups from it to be raised by humans simply because they somehow stole the ability to speak.
Or I suppose something more harmful than a dog, considering all the horrors muggles have committed.
~ Draco Lucius Malfoy
Did Uncle Voldemort give you a birthday hug?
The dark lord is no more, so no.
I still wouldn’t speak his name, if I were you, though.
~ Draco Lucius Malfoy
