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Yamada Ichiro | 22 | Accountant | Suggested FC: Ryunosuke Kamiki OPEN

Numbers.  Numbers numbers numbers.  Numbers are the only things that make sense.  Mathematics is the only language that is universal.  When humanity perishes and Earth is nothing but dust and even the sun has gone out, the language of mathematics will still be sung in every corner of existence.  It doesn’t need words to talk about it or minds to think about it; it simply exists.  Equations are not busy-work; they are the interpretation of that existence.  Math is not just a class you have to take in high school.  Math is the one worthwhile philosophy.

Yamada Ichiro would, of course, never actually say this.  But he thinks it, and feels it.  If he were a different kind of man he would probably get Pi tattooed around his arm and all over his body until he ran out of skin to hold all those numbers.  But he’s not really a tattoo-getting kind of person. 

Mr. Yamada does some actuary stuff on the side.  He’s published a few articles under a penname.  After graduating from some prestigious university, he joined the same organization his parents were part of, before him.  They’re retired, now.  He grew up the only child of an old, wealthy family, not that he ever spent their money on anything but computers.  His parents are some of the upper-class that managed to entirely avoid the war, but they were also very moral about it.  They tried to make sure others could avoid the violence, too.  This kept them busy throughout most of his childhood, but he didn’t really care.  Nope.  Totally didn’t care.  Except isolation really affected his world-view, and he’s beginning to notice he has a kind of sheltered knowledge of existence, and that he can’t really connect to other people like a normal human.

People make him impatient, sometimes.  They have too many emotions, and they complicate things that should flow easily.  The world would be shit without them, though.  He has huge respect and admiration for the ones that can be emotional and cheery-bright, traits he’s never quite been able to find in himself, though his father is sort of like that.  

He doesn’t really like animals, except for fish.  

Full Name: Yamada Ichiro
Affiliation: NJSDF; recently transferred to the NASDF (otherwise known as Rep&Red)
Occupation: Accountant
Born:  4 September, 2057
Height: 5’5”
Traits: Logical, stoic, socially awkward, aloof, intelligent, mega-virgin extraordinaire

Connections:

  • Yasuhiro Nezumi (coworker/boss - respects him)
  • Torishima Reiji (coworker)
  • Fukushima Keitaro (coworker, mutual, mild dislike - thinks he’s noisy and unprofessional)
  • Parents (Family, you know.  Whatever.)

Secret: When he was younger, he was convinced that he was a robot and no one was telling him for some reason.  Now he wonders if he has high-functioning asperger’s syndrome.  All he knows is that he does not function like everybody else.  

Skills Mun Should Have: Actual mathematical skills and knowledge.  I’m not talking mathematician here, but you should at least have enjoyed your math and physics classes.  Japanese language skills would be desirable but are not required.  If he ever really, desperately needs to say something in Japanese we have someone here who can translate for you.

Audition Required; Please Inquire for further details if interested. -

OOC:

Hey guys so like

does anyone know any good books on social manipulation? 

Also, I might start RPing again because instead of having three jobs and four classes

I now have one job and four classes

and I miss that shit

but YEAH anyone know some good books on social manipulation?  

Love,

Draco’s Mun

Anonymous sent: What do you think of muggle actress Megan Fox?

… I don’t even understand how muggles aren’t all dead through sheer force of stupidity.

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

jadore-narry sent: What do you think of Niall Horan?

I don’t know, Slytherin?  There’s green in the background, and everything.  He has the same type of look as that Bieber fellow. 

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

Anonymous sent: Listen to "baby" by Justin Bieber and tell us what you think of him and the song.

I’d have heard of him if he was even slightly well known.  He must be an up-and-coming artist.  It was alright.  

Who was this witch or wizard he thought would always be his, though?  I’m not entirely sure what he did to them.  The song was very vague on that part.  Hopefully they were punished a little bit, though.  I’d hate if he just whined about it without taking some kind of surreptitious action.  

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

Anonymous sent: Did you know that people ship Ron and Hagrid?

Well.  The sheer stupidity of their children would certainly break world records, so I suppose it’s a goal to have.

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

Anonymous sent: Why are you so mean?

No matter what your parents may have told you, no one actually gets anywhere by being nice.

And I do plan on getting somewhere.

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

wandsandblueboxes sent: Mr. Malfoy, I am inquiring as to why you place such little value in Gryffindors. Hufflepuffs, I can understand and you obviously hold some respect for Ravenclaws but why not Gryffindors? I would like a real though out answer and not a load of Slytherin pride blubberings, thank you very much.

Because Gryffindors are big-ego’d, small-brained, conceited, numbskulled bullies who think they’re worth more than everybody around them!

And Slytherins don’t blubber.

They Slytherin.

Being, I suspect, a fiery light of stupidity for all mankind, you probably didn’t notice anything less than the flashiest of heroics going on in the noblest house.  So I guess you really can’t help your truly astounding ignorance.  

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

dracofangirls sent: Of course, I just meant it as you being the victim in the situation of their "shipping" Also, Drapple is quite hilarious though mostly because it doesn't make much since. Apples can't talk. Harry and Hermione /can/, but they are horrid so there isn't much point in that either. I understand your point of view, and I find people that push you into the stuff that could NEVER happen irritating. And your very welcome. -Gabs

Yes.  I’ve been thinking of continuing my Drapple fanfiction, but it seems to have completed itself.  It was fun, though.

Yes.  Exactly.  Of course neither of those could ever happen.  Obviously.

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

Anonymous sent: What do you think of Florence Welch? And her music? (

She dresses like my Mother.

I listened to Hardest of Hearts.  I guess it was a fine song.  Had a good message, and all.

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy